Anonymous:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

Anonymous:
sweet buttery jeezus you have Disney princess eyes!

I don’t know what that means but thank you!

anneisrestless:

Stop asking me to trust
you while I’m still coughing
up water from the last time
you let me drown.

intrainingforpowerandbadassery:

vodkasoakedfeels:

What else mixes well with vodka besides cranberry juice and orange juice???

Depends on the vodka, I ended up using sprite with Ciroc

Water. Hydrate while you drink. It’s foolproof.

People who drive with earphones in?!?!?

Why?!?!